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November 22, 2008
Nigerian Letters To Nigeria. - #1: AMERICANS AND TELIVISION -
to: Doctor AKAO DOUE , ccb,at,bd, bs
Minister of the Office of Nigerian Letters
Your Excellency,
I am very mostly thankful for the grant money that your office has accorded me to study abroad. It is not every day that a Nigerian of my humble origins has the chance to get an degree in amtropology from a American University. Since this sum of money came mostly from the numerous pleas that your honorable office has sent to generous email recipientors in the United States, I feel that these same people should in very fairness be beneficiaries of my studies. So I have decided to redact and publicate my final thesis on the subject of them to which I give below a much shortened version thereof. This effort of me is to be helpful to them as much as to the Nigerian people who have more to do to be catching up to this greatest nation.
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND TELIVISION
When first I spent one month waiting for your money transfer in a unexpensive motel of a small village in the province of New Jersey, I dutyfully did much spend time looking at the television appliance in my room in order to study the culture herein. I will confess to you that I must have turned the round plastic button several million times to ascertain the differencing in the programs. Here are some of my observations that I have listed in order of increasing utility to your Ministry that I presume:
- A white man with a strong black beard appears without a warning at all hours of the day to sell the viewing people soap, hooks,tools, insurance and all manners of objects. We need someone like him to redact a few of your benevolent letters to recruit more money from America. This scary man endowed with a high unagreable voice can sell anything and appears on almost every program for a few intervals of time each hour.
. - Several millions white handsome mans in America have problems with their penis not lifitng up when the moment is right. Many companies sell many medecines, but I know that our Nigerian unemployed brothers could with most hability perform the same, their penis being free of that shameful problem. Honorable Minister, Nigeria could create a school for these American man and hire our unemployed adult mans to teach the art and science of raising of the penis to them. We cannot as a nation under God miss a business opportunity of that proportion with all of the skills endowed to our brothers by our Creator.
- American womans spend much of the day buying glass beads and other ornaments from many programs that use a microscope-camera to make the jewel appear to filling the television glass window. We need programs like this as they are very successful, also because they use magic: every price has many number 9 in it which cause the womans to call a telephone number immediately. Our Nigerian woman like bigger beads but they could profit from a semblable activity while their mans go to drinking.
- American womans spend the afternoon listening to a handsome black woman called OPERA to know what to buy, what to read and what to believe. She would do well to recieve a letter from your ministery as I am told that she also has much money. A better idea can be of your honorable self to telephone to her offering a similar employment in our telivision. This way ourNigerian brothers could spending time out more to drinking or playing dice with their comrades.
- Another magician is another black man of the name OBAMA that has gaining a chance to becoming president. Several programs say he is the Messiah and one other program say he is the pariah, with many terrorists he palling around with. I dont know the verb 'palling' as it is not printed in the lexicon you have given me, but strangely the madam who asserted that is of the name PALIN. This research of mine is going on with that mystery coincidental for now, the missing letter 'L' and 'G' from her name.
- In America, everything comes in pairs, better statement would be in 'fighting pairs'. Coke fight Pepsi for carbonated fluids, McDonald fight Burger King for round meat buns, Cialis fight Viagra for penis potions, Obama fight McCain for presidency, Palin fight Clinton for high madam, Fox fight MSNBC for the description of black man OBAMA as Pariah or Messiah. The research of mine will long time be going on to that thematic, but I feel that we Nigerians could start 'fighting pairs' for distracting our population from despotic lack of efficiency in our administrative leadings.
- Lately, with the gasoline price going up up up every day Nigeria could benefit from example of America and start to drilling off-sure, a conviction of success as they are promotering on the telivision. We need to convince the Nigerian petrol people of this new technology of drilling off-sure to bring back the prosperious nation of Nigeria. More research for my ongoing thesis is needing to ascertain the meaning of 'off-sure', also a word not present in the lexicon I do keeping by my bed always.
- Finalmently, I have greatest news for all our hard-working redactors of Nigerian eMails: America is a country where some people have sold a bridge to nowhere to the congressants in Washing-Town. I know it is hard for most to imagine a bridge with one ending suspended in nothingness, but nevertheless this has occured, significating that with minimal effort we can sell anything to Washing-Town. So let us direct more eMails to that village and collect the funs. Your effort will not be in vain and there is no real need to spend too much time redactionating these letters as Americans will believe anything that is either written down or viewing on telivision.
When my thesis is publicated trhoguhout (another difficult word not in my lexicon) the world, people will finally understanding the secret of American dominating the world. To Americans life is a chess game where everything needs to be black or white, the board, the pieces and the players. They have created a dominant negro in boxing, golfing, basketballing and now are about to create one in presidenting by having the very black Obama fighting the very white McCain. We have much to learn from America on the absence of gray, the key to their success as my thesis will prove. More practically we should do the black-white dichotomy (yes! it is in my lexicon) in Nigeria immediately by my suggeting to your Excellency that if OBAMA wins Your Excellency should telephone the white McCain and have him elected as President of our black nation of Nigeria. This would be a modest albeit efficient step in the direction of the greatest nation on earth.
Your Excellency, I need to concluding that I need more money for my effortuous work and will appreciate more donations from the authors of the successed Nigerian Letters of which, honorable Minister, you are the most respected leader and editor in chief.
I remain thus truly your humble beneficiary and for a parting word I say to you:
KEEP THE EMAILS COMING TO AMERICA, NIGERIA NEED THE MONEY AND THESE MUCH MORE EDUCATED PEOPLE NEED TO BELIEVING ALL THINGS THEY VIEWING OR READING ALL THE TIME
JIMBO LA POIRÉ, foreign-student in amtropology.
November 17, 2008
November 15, 2008
Avoid The Red Districts When Traveling.
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This Newsweek map is hugely interesting. The red districts have voted Republican 7% or more than they did in 2004. We must assume that this extra zeal came from a combination of the following factors: distrust of Obama, distrust of the Democrats, love of McCain, love of Palin. Now we know that McCain was never a beloved Republican. Sarah did much better with the uneducated. Yet, since much of the Republican message was to paint Obama as a potential terrorist in disguise and the Democrats as the 'loonie socialist liberals, we can safely assume that the message was well received in those Appalachian rural districts that have nothing to fear but fear itself...and little knowledge to counter the outrageous assumptions they have been bombarded with. This is Rush Limbaugh territory.
By the same token the dark blue areas denote a violent rejection of this message as seen in ALL cities with a college or a library. Upstate New York,Vermont and New Hampshire being close to Canada do not fear socialism so much. Many of them get their kicks in Montreal and most of them buy their pills in Canada. By the same token most coasts have more contacts with the outside world, Europe and Asia. How could they fall for the simplistic xenophobic messages of the last Republican campaign. An oddity, the 'Cajun' districts are red, although coastal to the gulf of Mexico. However this quaint people travel very little and many harbor fears that black people have secret gun caches and are preparing a revolution against the white man. I know for having lived there for a few years. Arkansas has the reddest districts of all, a place where trillions of chickens are slaughtered each year. Could it be that these simple folks fear terrorists the most? a little chickenshit at heart, maybe? Strange enough that these are dirt poor districts voting for the Grand Ole Party of fat cats.
Or is it that the Republican thinking heads have painted themselves into a corner, the white trash dumpster of America. If you are intelligent, black, or liberal, or God forbid, all three, avoid any road that goes through any of these depressed areas. Above all, avoid any Republican that contributed to this embarrassing polarization of America. The Republican tapeworm is now hiding in the rotting gut of America, the rest of it well on its way to recovery, bluer than the California sky.
And here's another tip: seek these blue areas, ALL of California, west Texas, New Mexico, the Northeast, Minnesota etc...Nice normal people who know how to vote and try to not have sex with close cousins or farm animals.
By the same token the dark blue areas denote a violent rejection of this message as seen in ALL cities with a college or a library. Upstate New York,Vermont and New Hampshire being close to Canada do not fear socialism so much. Many of them get their kicks in Montreal and most of them buy their pills in Canada. By the same token most coasts have more contacts with the outside world, Europe and Asia. How could they fall for the simplistic xenophobic messages of the last Republican campaign. An oddity, the 'Cajun' districts are red, although coastal to the gulf of Mexico. However this quaint people travel very little and many harbor fears that black people have secret gun caches and are preparing a revolution against the white man. I know for having lived there for a few years. Arkansas has the reddest districts of all, a place where trillions of chickens are slaughtered each year. Could it be that these simple folks fear terrorists the most? a little chickenshit at heart, maybe? Strange enough that these are dirt poor districts voting for the Grand Ole Party of fat cats.
Or is it that the Republican thinking heads have painted themselves into a corner, the white trash dumpster of America. If you are intelligent, black, or liberal, or God forbid, all three, avoid any road that goes through any of these depressed areas. Above all, avoid any Republican that contributed to this embarrassing polarization of America. The Republican tapeworm is now hiding in the rotting gut of America, the rest of it well on its way to recovery, bluer than the California sky.
And here's another tip: seek these blue areas, ALL of California, west Texas, New Mexico, the Northeast, Minnesota etc...Nice normal people who know how to vote and try to not have sex with close cousins or farm animals.
October 26, 2008
October 24, 2008
October 23, 2008
September 11, 2008
A Young Democrat's Wet Dream
The pre-med student looked ecstatic when he showed up in the doorway. Before closing the door, he held up a vial and shouted:
"We've got it, the one hundred day, one hundred percent voice killer"
The three students in the room looked horrified:
"Charlie,will you please sit and pipe down. Half the people in the hall can hear you".
Charlie pushed his mop of hair to one side and before the door was completely shut and announced in a much softer voice:
"They cooked this one from the Bordetella virus. The microbiologists worked all weekend, taking time to test it on a monkey at the animal lab. Works like a charm. That big rhesus is now as mute as a dead cell phone."
The three listeners moved closer and slowly started to smile in unison. One of them volunteered:
"How do you know this is going to last at least until the 4th of November?"
Charlie opened a beer that was handed to him but not before jamming the vial solidly into a shirt pocket.
"Easy, the Chinese call this virus the 'One Hundred Day Cough'. The real name is Pertussis. It works like this: a first toxin attaches to the ciliae in your respiratory tract; it's the 'Crazy Glue' in the virus. A second toxin paralyzes those hairs so that they stop propelling the mucus out of your lungs. The third toxin kills them dead while a final toxin gives a chest cold that you can't expel. The net result is that you cough like hell trying to get rid of mucus that slides right back down, having nothing to retain it. It takes about a hundred days to regrow new pulmonary hairs or ciliae. After that you feel well again.
But what Peter and his people did was to create a Bordetella virus with a genetic mutation...and a real 'cute' one at that".
The student who appeared to be the leader of the group asked for more details, all the while fingering his iPhone. Charlie went on after an extra long gulp of his beer:
" Now get this, they got the first and second toxin to attach to the vocal cords instead of to the lower airways. That mutation was already known so they mostly just had to make a culture.
Then, pointing to his shirt pocket, he added.
And guess what! There's enough virus in this vial for all 15-20 people on our list"
The three listeners' eyes grew wide and one of them added with a wicked smile.
"To get their message out, our victims will need a sound box like the one used by Stephen Hawkins. Can you just see this, Sean Hannity sounding like a robot, trying to make a point at 10 mph while his guests can run circles around him at 100 mph."
The young man next to him interrupted, sticking a friendly elbow to his rib cage.
This is assuming that moron Hannity can type. He would need a keyboard with one of those sound boxes.
.......
The leader had completed his phone call, pocketed the iPhone and checked his watch.
Fantastic work! And the other team has everything they need to know, Wendy's, Chinese Food Delivery, the times, the addresses... the whole enchilada. Get this, fellows, Mike's team will take delivery of the drugs at six am. We need to make eighteen packets, double bagged 'Baggies'. Wash your hands in the sink with lots of Clorox and don't touch your face.
He continued.
They've collected the eating habits of 18 of the people on our list. We need to finish the job and save our country from another Republican administration. From now on we are at the extreme degree of secrecy. We know that these will be highly visible victims. If you guys want to finish your semester outside of a federal jail, just try to go home tonight and forget everything you've seen or heard here. From now on it's the other team's turn to play. Let's just keep them in our prayers...and check your TV sets tomorrow night. If they succeed, we will have a bunch of talking heads out of commission for a very long time.
....
Bill O'Reilly was replaced because of his laryngitis. 'The Factor' had a poor Neilsen rating on the 12th of September as it always does when the 'big guy' is absent. The day before, like clockwork, Bill had for his 12:30PM lunch two pastrami sandwiches on rye with a large diet Coke. That meat had been shaken in the same 'baggie' laced earlier with the modified virus. Three operatives had been on his case, with three others left hanging at the other 5th Avenue caterer, one that sometimes delivered cheeseburgers to Bill at the Fox Studio. With Bill O'Reilly, they were'nt taking any chances.
Sean Hannity had three beef burritos with a strawberry milk shake. His voice attackers had to split the dose after the delivery boy was properly chloroformed in the elevator before having a chance to recognize his assailants. Then one of the burritos was destroyed in the process of swabing it with the virus. The plastic bag was later washed with part of the milk shake and poured back in its container. One of the students wrote a note apologizing for the damaged burrito.
The group leader angrily muttered at him.
You nuts or what?! Your handwriting will nail your ass if we get caught! Let's just deliver and dissolve in the street.
........
The owner of FoxNews, Rupert Murdock was out on his high horse and the receptionist was holding the phone at arms length.
Give me Gibson NOWWW! I'm not about to have FoxNews on sick leave all week.
It was explained to him by a studio head that all the station's stars were suffering a bout of severe laryngitis, Brit Hume, Hannity, O'Reilly, Kristol , Krauthammer, including Gibson. It was possible that the studio should be quarantined.
Murdock had a surprising reaction.
You crazy bum, there's no way I will let the left-wing loonies control the airwaves. I'll send you a few healthy replacements before the 5:00 o'clock Factor. Don't let Colmes or Juan on the air alone. Play some 9/11 tapes all day if you have to...and feed a lot of commercials, the high-paying ones.
No one could suspect at that time that the talking heads would not be back until after the November elections. As a matter of fact, the Murdock recruits all suffered similar cases of laryngitis. It was a less severe kind caught at the water cooler in the studio. This had been a last-minute idea from Dave, one of the gang waiting for Gibson's Chinese food delivery disguised as a FedEx man searching for a bill of lading. When he discovered that the meal was for Gibson's secretary, a cute little thing, the student went for the water cooler and, unseen, managed instead to squeeze the content of the baggie into it.
Even Alan Colmes, FoxNews' token democrat, got it. Everyone got it and the FoxNews Neilsen ratings went down the toilet for good. The replacements, Feith, Abrams, Ralph Peters, Wolfowitz, and young writers from the Weekly Standard and the New York Post went on air briefly one after the other, between documentaries and Billy Mays or Cialis commercials. They all petered out when their voices left.
A New York Times cartoon proclaimed 'The NeoCon...spiracy' showing Murdock as a master puppeteer dangling a bunch of empty strings over an electoral map of the USA.
Since a few liberals were equally affected, the entire episode was attributed to the unsanitary condition of the Fox Studio.
But the phenomenon spread. Karl Rove fell silent as well and the Republican party knew it had a problem. The coughing was a side effect that made Republicans shun all and each other to the point that the secret service would not even let a very hoarse McCain talk to the press or other party members. A microbiologist was assigned to Sarah Palin along with a van containing two nurses, microscopes and detection equipment.
At least Palin's voice was crystal clear when she was asked to represent the entire party in a last debate, just a week before the election. Nothing inappropriate there as the VP is to replace the President at a moment's notice according to the job description.
The first question, served by a cocky Olberman in his booming voice, was the hardest one to answer.
Governor Palin, assuming that Georgia has to live without South Ossetia and Abkhazia now occupied by Russian forces, how do you expect the NATO membership that you have wished for them could change anything. You realize, of course, that the Russians now control the trans-national road AND the gas pipeline, that their entire Black Sea fleet is sitting near Poti and that they are well on the way to completing a missile base in South Ossetia as part of the C.I.S. mutual defense plan?
Under those circumstances, don't you feel Gov Palin that their NATO membership would not do much for them and that it has been foolish to let them believe to the contrary, to believe that we would rush to their defense and risk an all-out war for a territory that is divided and much smaller than Alaska, one that has already lost two of its provinces at the demand of their own residents, most of them holding Russian passports, in the same way as we supported the breakaway of Kosovo from Serbia twelve years ago?
She was splendidly dressed from advice received from Cindy McCain fashion consultant, sporting new designer glasses to the great displeasure of 3,500,000 adoring American women who had just changed their own eyeglasses to the kind Sarah wore at the St Paul convention two months earlier.
Her self-assurance was a beauty to behold, her head cocked to one side as she responded smiling at Olberman's long-winded question.
I trust you expect a long answer with a question like this one Mr Olberman.
The audience laughed heartily. Then, a dead silence fell upon the auditorium as well as through the millions of households throughout North America and the rest of the world.
A moment later, she cocked her head the opposite way and tapped her concealed earpiece with an impatient and heavily lacquered fingernail.
Her panicked eyes hidden by a complex toupee with hair extensions, she was observed to mutter something that no one could hear.
Why don't you feed me my lines you *ucking genius speechwriter!
The genius backstage was having the classic coughing spell, shoving the microphone helmet wildy at Karl Rove without being clearly understood. The dose had been formidable, infecting a coffee pot that the poor man had emptied to the last drop. At any rate, like the seventeen others, Karl would have been incapable to help; he had a few more weeks to go on the silent trail, peppering the party with post-it notes, text messages and other desperate means of giving out his precious advice.
What saved the day for Sarah Palin was her faked coughing spell, delivered with great talent and teary eyes, her face flushed as red as the party colors and prompting Olberman, ever the gentleman, to propose a postponement of the event.
Nothing saved the election, however, as Democrats easily won 300 seats. Americans could not vote for such a sickly bunch nor could they believe in a conspiracy since others that were unconnected were also afflicted. Larry King got it, Oprah got it ...and oh! I was going to forget, even Billy Mays went silent.
A week after the elections, FoxNews lost credibility when all their talking heads came back in full force, claiming that the 'loony left' had poisoned their voices. When MSNBC hit the 10,000,000 viewers in January, FoxNews closed its door at a paltry 200,000 viewers. Murdock had had enough of the humiliation, deciding to sell the news channel to a third party headed by a group of students that had inherited a lot of money. They wanted to create a humorous cable channel. They never told the bitter old man that the station would be called 'FoxNoise' and would be a parody of his old cable news channel. Neither did they tell him that the money for the cash purchase came from George Soros, proud sponsor of the virus research, a man now sitting on Obama's cabinet as a National Health Care advisor.
O'Reilly and Limbaugh, having let down their party, both moved to the Dominican Republic with a ten-year supply of Cialis and prostitutes. 'LaryngoPhobia' is now an ailment described in Wikipedia. The two men only eat canned food that they themselves open and wolf down without touching any plate or utensil for fear of losing their new-found voice. Both have grown so fat and sick as to scare the little kids that hang around their cabanas by the sea. Both were turned down when they applied for a broadcast license for a talk-radio show on the island. Rejected, they both went to the local watering hole to be consoled by a new barman, a freshly shaved American who earlier had lost his advertising business after being sued for breach of contract. He had become another refugee needing to work hard for a living. He wiped the table in front of the two men and, with a loud and clearly irritating voice, readied to take their order.
Billy Mays here, what can I do you for?
.........
Cantamar MX, 2008
"We've got it, the one hundred day, one hundred percent voice killer"
The three students in the room looked horrified:
"Charlie,will you please sit and pipe down. Half the people in the hall can hear you".
Charlie pushed his mop of hair to one side and before the door was completely shut and announced in a much softer voice:
"They cooked this one from the Bordetella virus. The microbiologists worked all weekend, taking time to test it on a monkey at the animal lab. Works like a charm. That big rhesus is now as mute as a dead cell phone."
The three listeners moved closer and slowly started to smile in unison. One of them volunteered:
"How do you know this is going to last at least until the 4th of November?"
Charlie opened a beer that was handed to him but not before jamming the vial solidly into a shirt pocket.
"Easy, the Chinese call this virus the 'One Hundred Day Cough'. The real name is Pertussis. It works like this: a first toxin attaches to the ciliae in your respiratory tract; it's the 'Crazy Glue' in the virus. A second toxin paralyzes those hairs so that they stop propelling the mucus out of your lungs. The third toxin kills them dead while a final toxin gives a chest cold that you can't expel. The net result is that you cough like hell trying to get rid of mucus that slides right back down, having nothing to retain it. It takes about a hundred days to regrow new pulmonary hairs or ciliae. After that you feel well again.
But what Peter and his people did was to create a Bordetella virus with a genetic mutation...and a real 'cute' one at that".
The student who appeared to be the leader of the group asked for more details, all the while fingering his iPhone. Charlie went on after an extra long gulp of his beer:
" Now get this, they got the first and second toxin to attach to the vocal cords instead of to the lower airways. That mutation was already known so they mostly just had to make a culture.
Then, pointing to his shirt pocket, he added.
And guess what! There's enough virus in this vial for all 15-20 people on our list"
The three listeners' eyes grew wide and one of them added with a wicked smile.
"To get their message out, our victims will need a sound box like the one used by Stephen Hawkins. Can you just see this, Sean Hannity sounding like a robot, trying to make a point at 10 mph while his guests can run circles around him at 100 mph."
The young man next to him interrupted, sticking a friendly elbow to his rib cage.
This is assuming that moron Hannity can type. He would need a keyboard with one of those sound boxes.
.......
The leader had completed his phone call, pocketed the iPhone and checked his watch.
Fantastic work! And the other team has everything they need to know, Wendy's, Chinese Food Delivery, the times, the addresses... the whole enchilada. Get this, fellows, Mike's team will take delivery of the drugs at six am. We need to make eighteen packets, double bagged 'Baggies'. Wash your hands in the sink with lots of Clorox and don't touch your face.
He continued.
They've collected the eating habits of 18 of the people on our list. We need to finish the job and save our country from another Republican administration. From now on we are at the extreme degree of secrecy. We know that these will be highly visible victims. If you guys want to finish your semester outside of a federal jail, just try to go home tonight and forget everything you've seen or heard here. From now on it's the other team's turn to play. Let's just keep them in our prayers...and check your TV sets tomorrow night. If they succeed, we will have a bunch of talking heads out of commission for a very long time.
....
Bill O'Reilly was replaced because of his laryngitis. 'The Factor' had a poor Neilsen rating on the 12th of September as it always does when the 'big guy' is absent. The day before, like clockwork, Bill had for his 12:30PM lunch two pastrami sandwiches on rye with a large diet Coke. That meat had been shaken in the same 'baggie' laced earlier with the modified virus. Three operatives had been on his case, with three others left hanging at the other 5th Avenue caterer, one that sometimes delivered cheeseburgers to Bill at the Fox Studio. With Bill O'Reilly, they were'nt taking any chances.
Sean Hannity had three beef burritos with a strawberry milk shake. His voice attackers had to split the dose after the delivery boy was properly chloroformed in the elevator before having a chance to recognize his assailants. Then one of the burritos was destroyed in the process of swabing it with the virus. The plastic bag was later washed with part of the milk shake and poured back in its container. One of the students wrote a note apologizing for the damaged burrito.
The group leader angrily muttered at him.
You nuts or what?! Your handwriting will nail your ass if we get caught! Let's just deliver and dissolve in the street.
........
The owner of FoxNews, Rupert Murdock was out on his high horse and the receptionist was holding the phone at arms length.
Give me Gibson NOWWW! I'm not about to have FoxNews on sick leave all week.
It was explained to him by a studio head that all the station's stars were suffering a bout of severe laryngitis, Brit Hume, Hannity, O'Reilly, Kristol , Krauthammer, including Gibson. It was possible that the studio should be quarantined.
Murdock had a surprising reaction.
You crazy bum, there's no way I will let the left-wing loonies control the airwaves. I'll send you a few healthy replacements before the 5:00 o'clock Factor. Don't let Colmes or Juan on the air alone. Play some 9/11 tapes all day if you have to...and feed a lot of commercials, the high-paying ones.
No one could suspect at that time that the talking heads would not be back until after the November elections. As a matter of fact, the Murdock recruits all suffered similar cases of laryngitis. It was a less severe kind caught at the water cooler in the studio. This had been a last-minute idea from Dave, one of the gang waiting for Gibson's Chinese food delivery disguised as a FedEx man searching for a bill of lading. When he discovered that the meal was for Gibson's secretary, a cute little thing, the student went for the water cooler and, unseen, managed instead to squeeze the content of the baggie into it.
Even Alan Colmes, FoxNews' token democrat, got it. Everyone got it and the FoxNews Neilsen ratings went down the toilet for good. The replacements, Feith, Abrams, Ralph Peters, Wolfowitz, and young writers from the Weekly Standard and the New York Post went on air briefly one after the other, between documentaries and Billy Mays or Cialis commercials. They all petered out when their voices left.
A New York Times cartoon proclaimed 'The NeoCon...spiracy' showing Murdock as a master puppeteer dangling a bunch of empty strings over an electoral map of the USA.
Since a few liberals were equally affected, the entire episode was attributed to the unsanitary condition of the Fox Studio.
But the phenomenon spread. Karl Rove fell silent as well and the Republican party knew it had a problem. The coughing was a side effect that made Republicans shun all and each other to the point that the secret service would not even let a very hoarse McCain talk to the press or other party members. A microbiologist was assigned to Sarah Palin along with a van containing two nurses, microscopes and detection equipment.
At least Palin's voice was crystal clear when she was asked to represent the entire party in a last debate, just a week before the election. Nothing inappropriate there as the VP is to replace the President at a moment's notice according to the job description.
The first question, served by a cocky Olberman in his booming voice, was the hardest one to answer.
Governor Palin, assuming that Georgia has to live without South Ossetia and Abkhazia now occupied by Russian forces, how do you expect the NATO membership that you have wished for them could change anything. You realize, of course, that the Russians now control the trans-national road AND the gas pipeline, that their entire Black Sea fleet is sitting near Poti and that they are well on the way to completing a missile base in South Ossetia as part of the C.I.S. mutual defense plan?
Under those circumstances, don't you feel Gov Palin that their NATO membership would not do much for them and that it has been foolish to let them believe to the contrary, to believe that we would rush to their defense and risk an all-out war for a territory that is divided and much smaller than Alaska, one that has already lost two of its provinces at the demand of their own residents, most of them holding Russian passports, in the same way as we supported the breakaway of Kosovo from Serbia twelve years ago?
She was splendidly dressed from advice received from Cindy McCain fashion consultant, sporting new designer glasses to the great displeasure of 3,500,000 adoring American women who had just changed their own eyeglasses to the kind Sarah wore at the St Paul convention two months earlier.
Her self-assurance was a beauty to behold, her head cocked to one side as she responded smiling at Olberman's long-winded question.
I trust you expect a long answer with a question like this one Mr Olberman.
The audience laughed heartily. Then, a dead silence fell upon the auditorium as well as through the millions of households throughout North America and the rest of the world.
A moment later, she cocked her head the opposite way and tapped her concealed earpiece with an impatient and heavily lacquered fingernail.
Her panicked eyes hidden by a complex toupee with hair extensions, she was observed to mutter something that no one could hear.
Why don't you feed me my lines you *ucking genius speechwriter!
The genius backstage was having the classic coughing spell, shoving the microphone helmet wildy at Karl Rove without being clearly understood. The dose had been formidable, infecting a coffee pot that the poor man had emptied to the last drop. At any rate, like the seventeen others, Karl would have been incapable to help; he had a few more weeks to go on the silent trail, peppering the party with post-it notes, text messages and other desperate means of giving out his precious advice.
What saved the day for Sarah Palin was her faked coughing spell, delivered with great talent and teary eyes, her face flushed as red as the party colors and prompting Olberman, ever the gentleman, to propose a postponement of the event.
Nothing saved the election, however, as Democrats easily won 300 seats. Americans could not vote for such a sickly bunch nor could they believe in a conspiracy since others that were unconnected were also afflicted. Larry King got it, Oprah got it ...and oh! I was going to forget, even Billy Mays went silent.
A week after the elections, FoxNews lost credibility when all their talking heads came back in full force, claiming that the 'loony left' had poisoned their voices. When MSNBC hit the 10,000,000 viewers in January, FoxNews closed its door at a paltry 200,000 viewers. Murdock had had enough of the humiliation, deciding to sell the news channel to a third party headed by a group of students that had inherited a lot of money. They wanted to create a humorous cable channel. They never told the bitter old man that the station would be called 'FoxNoise' and would be a parody of his old cable news channel. Neither did they tell him that the money for the cash purchase came from George Soros, proud sponsor of the virus research, a man now sitting on Obama's cabinet as a National Health Care advisor.
O'Reilly and Limbaugh, having let down their party, both moved to the Dominican Republic with a ten-year supply of Cialis and prostitutes. 'LaryngoPhobia' is now an ailment described in Wikipedia. The two men only eat canned food that they themselves open and wolf down without touching any plate or utensil for fear of losing their new-found voice. Both have grown so fat and sick as to scare the little kids that hang around their cabanas by the sea. Both were turned down when they applied for a broadcast license for a talk-radio show on the island. Rejected, they both went to the local watering hole to be consoled by a new barman, a freshly shaved American who earlier had lost his advertising business after being sued for breach of contract. He had become another refugee needing to work hard for a living. He wiped the table in front of the two men and, with a loud and clearly irritating voice, readied to take their order.
Billy Mays here, what can I do you for?
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Cantamar MX, 2008
March 10, 2008
A Graphically Stimulating Way To Show Large Numbers - An American Portrait
This image is made up of several thousands photos of the ends of stacked packs of cigarette. Check out this Chris Jordan site, with a dozen or more of these number-cruncher graphics about America's numbers. I thought that this could help me stop smoking or at least start counting!
March 9, 2008
Bill the 'Bloody' Kristol With The Fear Weapon Again...For Hillary!
Remember Bill the Bloody Kristol? Go to the extreme bottom of this page to see the result of our 'Kristol-name-calling poll'. Well guess what! He's at it again, this time by proxy!
January 26, 2008
The Real Event In Boca Raton
Pass it on to your friends. Ideas need to be circulated just like good dogs need to be walked. This is Dr Paul after the Republican debate where he was awarded 5 minutes of time. He sure made up for that at this event in front of his young educated supporters,PART 1 ON TOP with PART 2 BELOW
January 16, 2008
Bill "The Bloody" Kristol Anti Fan Club
It is most depressing that such a universally hated excuse of a man would end up at the NYT. If you agree with me, cancel your subscription and vote in the poll at the bottom of this blog, choosing the best descriptor for him. Each epithet is fully documented in one of the quotes below, to be accessed and read for your enlightment.TruthNews.us » Blog Archive » Neocon Mass Murder Facilitator ...
| Hey, “Against the Grain”, Kristol is a F-A-S-C-I-S-T who is part of a gaggle of insane-people and fascists who are destroying our country and world, ... www.truthnews.us/?p=1401 - 53k - |
Bill Kristol in Pajamas?
| Kristol is a straight up war-mongering hate baiter. ... Whether Kristol is a Straussian or not, I'd just like to note that Straussians are spread out ... www.reason.com/blog/show/118923.html - 42k - |
"Those Thuggish Neocons" by Scott Horton (Harper's Magazine)
| Chait points out something I had missed, namely that Kristol is a major procurer of the “stabbed in the back” rhetoric. The theme of traitorous liberals is ... www.harpers.org/archive/2007/08/hbc-90001007 - 23k - |
re: criticism of Kristol hiring
| As a ''journalist,'' Mr. Kristol is a harmless bug who has found a home on Fox News. It is as a political operative that Mr. Kristol is dangerous and ... fray.slate.com/discuss/ |
onegoodmove: Broken Kristol
| A waste of space. http://www.corkinthewater.com/blog/2006/10/06/proof-that-bill- onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/ |
Will the real crackpot please stand up? Oh! There’s Bill Kristol ...
| Yes Eric, Kristol is a pure propagandist, he can’t be bothered with anyone questioning what he thinks is his superior intellect. Just disregard that he has ... thenewliberty.com/?p=440 - 36k - |
democracyarsenal.org: Bill Kristol Talks with Military Wife
| Bill Kristol is a zionist phony who is partially responsible for their son's death. Only Israel benefits from these endless Middle East wars. ... www.democracyarsenal.org/2007/08/bill-kristol-ta.html - 30k - |
Truthdig - A/V Booth - Colbert to Kristol: ‘Which Dictator Do We ...
| Kristol is a war criminal, and as befuddled as he appeared, he now gets to add to his resume his being cool enough (or chill enough, ... www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/ |
Newsvine - Bill Kristol on Ron Paul: He's a crackpot
| Kristol is a Conservative imposter thats why he hates Dr Paul. Do a google search for his dad..Irving Kristol the Godfather of Neoconservatism. ... kidtwist.newsvine.com/_news/2007/12/ |
ltz Message Board
| William Kristol is a snobbish rightwing shill who I am forced to watch every Sunday at work on FoxNewsSunday. I have no respect for him and he deserved ... edschultz.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=20117 - 47k - |
Yahoo! Message Boards - Oracle Corporation (ORCL) - William Kristol
Kristol is a prostitute. He stated out as a democrate but he got a fat paycheck from Ruppert so he did what came east to him and sold his soul for a buck. ...messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_(A_to_Z)/
Cenk Uygur: Bill Kristol is a Maniac - Politics on The Huffington Post
| Bill Kristol is a Maniac - The Huffington Post. ... Bill Kristol is a Maniac. Posted July 16, 2006 | 06:39 PM (EST). Read More: Dan Abrams , Breaking ... www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/ |
Think Progress » Kristol Rips YearlyKos, Run By A ‘Left-Wing ...
| Kristol is a creep. And anyone who listens to him is a creep. And anyone who believes him is stupid. Kristol has a zero credibility rating on being right ... thinkprogress.org/2007/07/22/kristol-yearlykos/ - 122k - |
Bill Kristol Gets New York Times Op-Ed Slot
| For my money, the NYT's linkup w/Kristol is a part of its defensive strategy ... Kristol is a snake, an oleaginous shill for war and Bushism. the failure of ... www.thenation.com/blogs/anotherthing?pid=263993 - 45k - |
YouTube - Bill Kristol is a liar!
| After watching this smear attempt on Ron Paul watch the first response video. It clearly shows why Bill Kristol has it out for Ron Paul. Ron Paul dares to . www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oeZuRo_V80 - 113k - |
It's Official: Bill Kristol, a Weekly N.Y. Times Columnist ...
| The Times story began by noting Kristol is a "vigorous supporter of the Iraq war" and has even vigorously attacked his new newspaper home: ... www.newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2007/ |
Features : Radar Online : Charles Kaiser on new New York Times ...
| Kristol is a propagandist for all that's wrong with America today. ... Kristol is a party apparatchik being rewarded for his loyal hackery. ... www.radaronline.com/features/2008/ |
rooks: Kristol is ‘a pseudoconservative.’
| After the Republican debate in New Hampshire last night, New York Times columnist David Brooks was asked about how the Times’ had “hired that conservative ... leftword.blogdig.net/.../articles/January2008/ |
Think Progress » Kristol: The New York Times ‘Should Be Prosecuted ...
| Kristol is a literary insurgent soldier for freedom, America, and Gefilte Fish pie. .... As to the fiction of balance- Kristol is a common liar. ... thinkprogress.org/2007/12/29/kristol-v-nyt/ - 119k - |
Liberal plot to discredit conservatism is Kristol clear - NJVoices ...
| What I have written elsewhere is that hiring Kristol is a distress signal ... Kristol is a radical, which used to be a label for left-wingers but now fits ... blog.nj.com/njv_paul_mulshine/ |
The Washington Monthly
| Steve, I think we all agree that 1) Bill Kristol is a douche bag and 2) the Gray Lady ain't what she used to be. If it is any consolation, this is a well ... www.washingtonmonthly.com/ |
Crooks and Liars » Kristol off to a bad start: Video Mash up!
| Kristol is a combat dodging neocon chickenhawk. He wants other people to beat everybody up. Kristol would shit himself if he were put on the front lines to ... www.crooksandliars.com/2008/ |
JAZZ from HELL: Bill Kristol on Ron Paul: He's a crackpot
| Kristol is a neocon. We can't listen to anything these guys say, period. 5:49 PM · takeiteazyb said... Lies, revolting hideous lies. ... jazz-from-hell.blogspot.com/2007/ |
The Platform: Reading William Kristol
| Kristol is a full-time employee of Rupert Murdoch. ... I think Kristol is a lost opportunity not because of what he says, but of the lazy way he says it. ... www.tcf.org/list.asp?type=NC&pubid=1777 - 23k - |
Who's afraid of Bill Kristol? The Huffington Post left, but not me ...
| Kristol is a political operator. Brooks tries to persuade his readers of his views gently, as if he's a guest in the house. Kristol lives to brawl and make ... www.slate.com/id/2181266 - 40k - |
chickenhawks, neocons William Kristol
| By all accounts, Mr. Kristol is a brilliant man, who like his father before him, uses his brilliance for destruction. He is a shameless supporter of a ... www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Zeroes/William_Kristol.html - 10k - |
essentialnews.org :: Brooks: Kristol is ?a pseudoconservative.?
| Brooks: Kristol is ?a pseudoconservative.? ... Brooks: Kristol is ?a pseudoconservative.? - auteur: thinkprogress.org - toegevoegd: 1/7/08 12:27 AM ... www.essentialnews.org/source/ThinkProgress/ |
TruthNews.us » Blog Archive » Kristol Is Pushing For ‘The Next ...
| Kristol is a Mossad agent and a war criminal.He wants our kids to die for Israel. I say put these Fox News rightwing neocon nutjobs in the forefront of any ... www.truthnews.us/?p=298 - 49k - |
No Conservatives, Dammit!! by Harry Stein, City Journal 2 January 2008
| Noting that he had trouble understanding “this weird fear of opposing views,” Rosenthal observed in an interview that Kristol “is a serious, ... www.city-journal.org/2008/eon0102hs.html - 62k - |
Deconstructing William Kristol - The Carpetbagger Report
| I like a combination of two of Morbo’s explanations: Kristol is a partisan hack who embraces the New Age philosophy that if you believe it, ... www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/12736.html - 43k - |
Kristol Clear
| Bill Kristol is a master neocon, a heartless warmonger and an accomplished charlatan. But Bill Kristol works behind the curtain. He sets the stage and pulls ... tvnewslies.org/html/kristol_clear.html - 83k - |
David Icke Website - Neo-con Bill Kristol is a Maniac
| Neo-con Bill Kristol is a Maniac. william-kristol. Kristol .. the baby-faced assassin. 'Bill Kristol has never seen a war he didn't like. ... www.davidicke.com/content/view/2247/57/ - 28k - |
Bill Kristol lies about Ron Paul, calls him a 'crackpot'
| But then again i agree that kristol is a wacko too. Reply. jenna25. Date: 01/02/2008. Bill Kristol is such a hipocrit. u guys got him good. he doesnt care ... factbeat.com/get_story.php?id=111 - 27k - |
Peninsula Peace and Justice Center - 1/5/08 - Bill Kristol in the ...
| Kristol is a war-monger and a hate-monger, and his lies have been exposed over and over in the ... William Kristol is a man whose time has come and gone. ... peaceandjustice.org/article.php/20080105091201992 - 19k - |
Bill Kristol and "the Mob" | TPMCafe
Or at least a thoughtful conservative who is not so mind numbingly predictable as Bill Kristol is, a la George Will or Kristol's predecessor William Safire? ...www.tpmcafe.com/blog/coffeehouse/
Bloggingheads.tv - diavlogs
| Glenn argues Bill Kristol is a hack (00:40:50-00:52:54) .... Finally, in the midst of his explaining why William Kristol is a hack, he says, ... bloggingheads.tv/diavlogs/ |
William Kristol - SourceWatch
| Kristol is a "political contributor for the FOX News Channel (FNC) and serves as a regular contributor to Special Report with Brit Hume. [12] ... www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=William_Kristol - 49k - |
WorldNetDaily: Bush is a neoconservative
| An offshoot of this neoconservative article of faith, reveals Kristol, is a lack of aversion to budget deficits. A match again! Bush continues to evince no ... www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=34517 - 36k - |
Kristol Clear at Time
| America's oldest and most widely read weekly journal of progressive political and cultural news, opinion and analysis. www.thenation.com/blogs/capitalgames?pid=153112 - 81k - |
Ketchup Is A Vegetable
| Kristol is a lobotomized idealogue who cares not for the facts or for practical policy. While I often disagreed with Mr. Saffire, I at least respected him, ... www.kiav.net/ - 34k - |
Overheard in New Hampshire: David Brooks on Bill Kristol | The New ...
| Kristol is a stupid neoconservative cunt! He and his buddies want to destroy the USA with bad policy. January 07, 2008 7:42 PM ... www.observer.com/2008/ |
ill Kristol — Blogs, Pictures, and more on WordPress
| Free Advice: Bill Kristol is a Moron — 2 comments · Laurie wrote 3 months ago : I don’t know why Bill Kristol, the king of all bloviators, is allowed on our ... wordpress.com/tag/bill-kristol/ - 35k - |
MotherJones Blog: Follow Up On Kristol — Man, Is He Wrong a Lot
| Kristol is a Zionist, a mouth piece for those that persecute third world people. Say no to Apartheid, no to racism. Posted by: BettySue on 01/02/08 at 7:44 ... www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/ |
Poynter Online - Feedback
| With 600 or so words to work with, you'd think he'd include at least one concrete reason why Kristol is a bad choice. "The Nation" did a much better job of ... www.poynter.org/article_feedback/ |
TBogg - “…a somewhat popular blogger” » The Isiah Thomas of War
| Kristol is a horrible person who has never accomplished anything useful… ... Bill Kristol is a Cheney-esque coward. There are few human beings on the planet ... tbogg.firedoglake.com/ |
william kristol.: Blogs, Photos, Videos and more on Technorati
| Kristol is a warmonger. He is a fanatical enthusiast for war on Iraq and on Iran. 9 days ago in On the Contrary · Authority: 26 · Photo of newsbusters ... technorati.com/tag/william+kristol. - 43k - |
Take Action: Tell the Times: Fire Bill Kristol
| Bill Kristol is a rightwing political operative, not a journalist. According to the media watchdog Media Matters, Bill Kristol praised as a television ... act.credomobile.com/campaign/kristol_1_08 - 30k - |
The Lantern Brigade: Why Bush is A Loser (and Bill Kristol is a ... - 8:36pm
| Why Bush is A Loser (and Bill Kristol is a dangerous Idiot). Redemption opportunity My grandfather believed that the most horrible happening on earth can be ... lanternbrigade.blogspot.com/2007/ |
Neoconservatism: The Autobiography of an Idea. - book reviews ...
| For Kristol is a thinker. Though he can pretend to be afraid of scholarly ... Kristol is a master of deliberate simplification, a faculty he calls "thinking ... findarticles.com/p/articles/ |
VDARE.com: 08/21/03 - Kristol Confesses: Neoconservatism Is Not ...
| Yet if Mr. Kristol is a little weak on history, he gets a full-blown F on what he knows about political thought. Indeed, it's impossible to tell what ... www.vdare.com/francis/neos.htm - 22k - |
| Kristol is a walking intellectual black hole, really nothing to say there. I have to admit that I find Huckabee entertaining and somewhat likable, ... www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/ |
Whiskey Fire: I'd be Bored and Disappointed If They Didn't
| Kristol is a joke -- a sick one, but still a joke; if that's the direction the NYT wants to go, well, on their heads be it. Too bad for them. ... whiskeyfire.typepad.com/whiskey_fire/ |
Liberal College Kid » Blog Archive » William Kristol: NY Times ...
| Kristol is a former student of Leo Strauss along with Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz. These men, among others, are the primary shapers of the ... liberalcollegekid.com/2007/12/30/ |
William Kristol
| Would you say that Bill Kristol is a manly man? MANSFIELD: Yes, I would very much... Read the full report >. Attaturk Atrios August 8, 2006 ... www.mediatransparency.org/personprofile.php?personID=5 - 46k - |
The Crisis Papers on DU - Kristolnicht: the Decline of the New ... - 9:05pm
| Kristol is a war-monger and a hate-monger, and his lies has been exposed ... Kristol is a lying propagandist who poses as a writer/editor on television. ... journals.democraticunderground.com/CrisisPapers/145 - 45k - |
Truth Feeds : Brooks: Kristol is ?a pseudoconservative.?
| Brooks: Kristol is ?a pseudoconservative.? Article posted from Think Progress (http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01...) After the Republican debate in New ... truthfeeds.com/9-11/39504/ |
EzraKlein Archive | The American Prospect
Kristol is a banal hack, but I can't think of anyone else who meets the specification that isn't just as bad. OTOH, as the list of nominations in Ezra's ...www.prospect.org/.../ezraklein_archive?month=01&
Snarky Bastards » Blog Archive » A Straussian Reading of William ...
| And given that Kristol is a proponent of national-greatness conservatism, “ordinary” is precisely what he doesn’t want. Some Democrats are licking their ... snarkybastards.com/index.php/2008/ |
The Anonymous Liberal: Kristol's Secret to Success
| Kristol is a political celebrity, so someone has to snap him up. Seriously, does it really matter whether "Days Of Our Lives" is on ABC or NBC? ... www.anonymousliberal.com/ |
He May Be Unwelcome, but We’ll Survive - New York Times
| But Kristol is a particularly polarizing figure in a polarized age. While he holds the full range of conservative Republican views on economic and social ... www.nytimes.com/2008/01/13/opinion/ |
Bill Kristol Calls Ron Paul a Crackpot » Propeller
| William Kristol is a warmonger. As well, he is an Israeli pretending to be an American. Good Bad Block Report. Rating: -1 (+0/-1) | 2007-12-25 14:31:03 ... politics.propeller.com/story/2007/ |
News That's Shit To Print: Bill Kristol Spews, America Heaves
| Actually, the whole column sounds like it was written by Abe Simpson (Last I heard, Kristol is a McCainiac.) Grandpa: My McCain is not a communist. ... wonkette.com/341577/bill-kristol-spews-america-heaves - 123k - |
The Gray Lady Gives Bill Kristol and New Lease on Life
| And that’s why Bill Kristol is a perfect fit at the New York Times. For the neocons, it is a step in the right direction, as Kristol’s rag, ... www.prisonplanet.com/articles/ |
Murdoch gives the NY Times a Trojan Horse for Christmas: Bill ... - 9:10pm
Maybe because Bill Kristol is a man he respects intellectually and personally, and whose election season column will provide opposing views that Times ...thefutureofnews.com/.../
Digg - William “The Bloody” Rings The Death Knell On Giuliani
| Bill Kristol is a loathsome excuse for a man and less credible than a duck. ... Kristol is a complete piece of shit, but if the rancid garbage coming out of ... digg.com/2008_us_elections/William_ |
GOP Bigot Eruption: Bill Kristol - Oliver Willis
| Finally, I'd like to repeat: Bill Kristol is a douchebag. ... Bill Kristol is a stupid shit. I love the audio clip that Al Franken plays on his show wherin ... www.oliverwillis.com/archives/ |
How to get a job at the "liberal antiwar" NY Times - IndyStar.com ...
| Bill Kristol is a tennis ball The battle in the United States between the New American Establishment – the Jewish Billioniares – and the Old American ... www2.indystar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=219901 - 54k - 15 hours ago - |
Kristol’s a Timesman - Forward.com"
| Back in August, The New Republic’s Jonathan Chait (an erstwhile Iraq War backer) made the case that Kristol is a “thug.” Criticisms aside, Kristol’s father ... www.forward.com/blogs/bintel-blog/12363/ - 24k - |
Eunomia · Kristol: The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow, Put Your Bottom ...
| ... year,” Illinois publisher Jameson Campaigne said. Maybe by “malaise,” he meant “cheerfulness.” Or maybe Bill Kristol is a tiresome party propagandist. ... larison.org/.../ |
Daniel W. Drezner: Comment on Meet David Petraeus, patsy or savior
| Kristol's is a message of reassurance for them (and not, interestingly, a message of enthusiasm for any of the Republicans running to replace Bush in 2008 ... www.danieldrezner.com/mt/KeYaHaMlAs.cgi?entry_id=3393 - 19k - |
Protests, insults disrupt Kristol 9/11 speech - Top Stories
| Kristol is a mouth piece for the global elite. ... Kristol is a "neo-conservative" because he and his father used to radical leftist Trotskyites (google it) ... www.dailytexanonline.com/news/2006/10/04/TopStories/ |
William K. Wolfrum - If Bill Kristol can get a job at Time ...
| William Kristol is a traitor and a war criminal, like all of his neo-con ilk. Indeed, there is now NO disinction between the neo-con fascists and the ... www.worldgolf.com/blogs/william.wolfrum/ |
My opinion William Kristol : Dems can't admit the surge worked ... - 9:23pm
| William Kristol is a columnist for the New York Times. He is editor of The Weekly Standard and a commentator on Fox News. Kristol is not advising candidates ... www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/220452 - 28k - |
River Valley Blogs
| Kristol is a pillow munching PNAC'er wank warrior. " Jimmy did you even read Kristols article? wrote on Nov 22, 2007 9:37 AM: ... www.rivervalleyblogs.com/ |
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