November 15, 2008

Avoid The Red Districts When Traveling.

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This Newsweek map is hugely interesting. The red districts have voted Republican 7% or more than they did in 2004. We must assume that this extra zeal came from a combination of the following factors: distrust of Obama, distrust of the Democrats, love of McCain, love of Palin. Now we know that McCain was never a beloved Republican. Sarah did much better with the uneducated. Yet, since much of the Republican message was to paint Obama as a potential terrorist in disguise and the Democrats as the 'loonie socialist liberals, we can safely assume that the message was well received in those Appalachian rural districts that have nothing to fear but fear itself...and little knowledge to counter the outrageous assumptions they have been bombarded with. This is Rush Limbaugh territory.

By the same token the dark blue areas denote a violent rejection of this message as seen in ALL cities with a college or a library. Upstate New York,Vermont and New Hampshire being close to Canada do not fear socialism so much. Many of them get their kicks in Montreal and most of them buy their pills in Canada. By the same token most coasts have more contacts with the outside world, Europe and Asia. How could they fall for the simplistic xenophobic messages of the last Republican campaign. An oddity, the 'Cajun' districts are red, although coastal to the gulf of Mexico. However this quaint people travel very little and many harbor fears that black people have secret gun caches and are preparing a revolution against the white man. I know for having lived there for a few years. Arkansas has the reddest districts of all, a place where trillions of chickens are slaughtered each year. Could it be that these simple folks fear terrorists the most? a little chickenshit at heart, maybe? Strange enough that these are dirt poor districts voting for the Grand Ole Party of fat cats.

Or is it that the Republican thinking heads have painted themselves into a corner, the white trash dumpster of America. If you are intelligent, black, or liberal, or God forbid, all three, avoid any road that goes through any of these depressed areas. Above all, avoid any Republican that contributed to this embarrassing polarization of America. The Republican tapeworm is now hiding in the rotting gut of America, the rest of it well on its way to recovery, bluer than the California sky.

And here's another tip: seek these blue areas, ALL of California, west Texas, New Mexico, the Northeast, Minnesota etc...Nice normal people who know how to vote and try to not have sex with close cousins or farm animals.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This map is amazing in that it confirms our wildest amateurish analysis of the 2008 presidential election. Thanks for posting.

The13th said...

I'm not sure that the "lopsiding" of America can be completely attributed to political party divides. Most people here already seem to have rotated their tires. Some put air in - others let it out. Either way - the fuels have yet to be determined.

I'm also not sure if avoiding my sexy cousin because she lives in a remote area has anything to do with red and blue - or at least anything to do with patriotism. Whatever... hi there, sexy cousin!

What's next for the U.S other than Deliverance from the banjo duels of repetition and prejudice?? Hopefully more colors on the next map!

Anonymous said...

good job and superbly well put

Anonymous said...

good job and superbly well put coming from someone who has learnt english by reading "Popular Mechanics" magazines. (Later even succeeding to publish in them.)

Anonymous said...

J'ai pas vu la portion de la map concernant les adirondacks, mais j'ai vu à la TV un reportage sur la pauvre population du Tenesse, ils ont reçu l'aide d'une équipe médicale en hélicoptères, les mêmes que ceux qui sont envoyés en mission en Afrique et en Asie. Certains habitants du Tenesse sont vraiment très pauvres, à cause de cela ils doivent négliger le soin de leurs dents, néammoins il m'a semblé que ces pauvres avaient quand même l'air un peu "white power" !
Pourriez-vous nous donner de l'info additionel sur le vote des régions pauvres du Tenesse ?

Anonymous said...

Nice post, thank you !
This reminds me the end of the movie "Easy Rider" when Fonda get kill by a shotgun riding a small truck with two rednecks, where did that took on ? Surely a red area, is'nt it ?

old enough to know said...

Well put, maybe your forte in "composition" would be political drama. But I would avoid words like "white trash, red neck, chickenshit, inbreeding. Living in Louisiana has left it's mark on you. watch out, for one of them guys could retaliate and slash your tires.

Jacques POIRIER said...

Yeah but...I dont got none of them tires. I walk home and walk to church and walk to work always.