August 29, 2007

The fatter your head...


...the more of a chance you will have to greet some droppings from time to time. On the other hand, visiting birds will gently tickle your scalp and the singing will cheer you up. It's true that having a tiny head can get you hired at Fox News. The choice is yours.
Having large feet is quite dangerous though, especially if you let them project out of the men's room stall. Poor Senator Craig, who both has a large head and large feet!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Stupefiant news ! For me living in remote french Canada, I was very surprized to see that kind of news on prime 18:30 time NBC tuesday night (eastern time, north america. same as Florida)
But that Craig has large feet and accidentaly he hurted somoene else in a cabin while leaving the shit house.
But that guy on the throne was a governement secret agent waiting just for that kind of signal.
Thanks to this blog for knowing that.
What is the real truth ?