August 28, 2007

The Mortgage Crisis...a solution in 4 easy steps.

1
You buy something in Mexico for $75K, cash, move in, water the plants and make it nice inside.
2
Then You build an addition yourself for something like $3,534. and invite your friends and family. You now have what people around here think is a $125K value.
You DONT borrow on the equity to buy a Porsche.
3
You give a wax job to your 1976 Windstar and drive it with glee to the Mercado where you buy 5-6 piernas de pollo and 3 fresh onions..

4
You dont complain about da banks, da system, da economy, da goberment, da cost of living, but you eat your chicken cacciatore with a good wine.
Burp!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bravo!