How to Get Rid of Annoying Persons.

If you are sitting next to a loudmouth, a jerk or just an irritating person ----- on a plane, train or in a coffee shop-----follow these instructions:

1. Say nothing, but quietly and calmly open your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it.
4. Make sure the annoying person sees the screen. (Aim it just enough for them to see)
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head toward the sky (or ceiling) and very softly mumble something unintelligle.
6. Then click on this link: Allah Akhbar

They won't bother to say good-bye.