September 17, 2007
No More Politics For Awhile - Charity Is Our New Buzzword!
Politics gets old after awhile. Charity is more soul-satisfying, don't you agree? As a starter, how about a collection to buy panties for these stars? We need some serious $$$ since the '99c Store' variety won't cut it with these fine women. Very thin is the keyword, with no rough edges or coarse elastic bands. We accept suggestions for sourcing out this lingery.
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Snatches shmatches panties are prettier for sure and im not gay
Mother of God! These brazen harlots have no shame! My check is in the mail.
It's a male-order world.
I asked a guy at the last blog I wrote for if he ever bought anything from the male-order. The fool didn't even get it. Or maybe he was still sorting through the packing peanuts.
Honestly, I'm all for feminine charity in any form. I still admire Steinbeck's grand conclusion to The Grapes Of Wrath. No one but a master could make starvation look so sexy and intimate. I've been wandering on highways every since.
It's with great sadness and jealousy that I must confess my greatest sexual compliment came from my dentist. He said I had a hyper-active tongue. I almost asked him if he'd let me make a t-shirt with that statement, but as his fingers were in my mouth, I decided he might get the wrong idea.
Ebay and sexual politics... Greenpeace through Cod Peace. Too bad no one wanted Neil Young's panties. All this would have been settled a long time ago!
Ok, sorry. I'm feeling crotchety. Someone stuck a price tag next to the election pin on my penis and they are both covering my tattoo of Jesus.
It must be time to see my dentist again...
Panties...I was there once. There was a major sale at Victoria's Secret and I wanted to
get my girl some really sexy lingerie. The store was packed with
women for this big sale and before I knew it, I was pushed and
shoved by frantic women all trying to get at the merchandise. I
remained calm for as long as I could, then bowed my head
and pushed hard and effectively and plowed through the crowd
of women. "Hey you!" an angry female voice yelled out at me,
"Try acting like a gentleman!"
"That's what I have been doing," I retorted, "But since that
isn't working out for me, I'm gonna now act like you ladies!"
This morning I learned the FBI has come to rescue these plighted victims of fashion's abduct. Thought I'd share the story.
Please, could someone with a good anti-virus checks these suspect sites suggested to me ?
Then comment them here below.
Regards
http://www.matthson.com/
http://www.cubose.com/
In my first comment per this post, I'd like to clarify that I was blogging under the influence. Warning: dark comedy ahead!
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