September 6, 2007

The Hate Between The Shiites and The Sunnis

Oh the mistrust, the hate
and the dangers! Our three dogs, Sesame, Sheila and Amélie (the 'Shiites' in our little comparison...) watch with baited breath a pair of Sunnis across the street, elegant and street smart. They feel that these two cats ought to be fenced in or put on a leash. The mischiefs of these bums showing off on roofs and fence tops... And the way they taunt us from behind our American green zone screen daddy bought at Home Depot.
But we have oil and they don't, so screw the bastards and let them eat fish. We have steak and potatoes and spaghetti, stuff they can't handle with their fussy ways and superior attitude. Down with Sunnis and may the fleas of one thousand camels bite them in places where they cannot scratch.

6 comments:

Camille C. said...

Too funny! Especially the last line. Hope no one who praises Allah -- salutations and blessings to Him -- is reading your blog. They might riot and burn your house down.

Jacques POIRIER said...

OK Cam, I changed the wording to something safer ;-)

Anonymous said...

Jim, this is BAD, real bad...

old enough to know said...

since you told me it was a cat and doggy story that's how I looked at it. cute I ignored the politics. we know you can't help it jimmy old enough to know

Jacques POIRIER said...

Try the French translation by clicking on the flag of France. Hilarious! Wonder if it is as funny in Spanish!

Anonymous said...

Islam is insane...islamists have the duty to convert people to their religion.
Doing a great job in Africa.
But either as shiites or sunnis, with the old hate maledictions prolonged.
And you ? If obliged to convert to islam, shiite or sunni ?
I'tell you: No choice, same as those asking you to convert to islam.
The other choice is death.